sometimes.....?

Question

Sometimes when i wake up in the middle of the night i go outside and i think this question... why aren't i wearing pants?

Answer 1

put the beer down and get some coffee.

Answer 2

Why are you going outside in the middle of the night? Perhaps your pants are in the laundry basket.

Answer 3

How did you manage to get outside before you realized that you didn't have any pants on? I think you are trying to get your neighbor's attention.

Answer 4

You're not wearing pants because the pig has them on. How *that* happened, I don't want to know.

Answer 5

Me too... that's funny, maybe you're the one that's been ****** me in the middle of the night too...lmao. Best wishes

Answer 6

Because you took them off.

Answer 7

I have the same problem...

Answer 8

cause you don;t want to or you sleepwalk

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

LOL!

Answer 11

=))

Answer 12

-.-"